Scaredy-Cat (song)

Scaredy Cat is a song from Garfield's Halloween Adventure that is heard in the special, Catfish Whiskers. The song is performed when Jay, Rey, Alden, Jeffy, and Joseph walk on their tiptoes to the phone early in the morning and talk on it.

The song was sung by Jay Productions, MTE Network, Alden Moeller, Jeffy, and Joseph. Audra McDonald is the background singer.

Jay

 * I may be lazy,
 * I may be fat,
 * I don't do laps,
 * And I do not chat,
 * I may be selfish,
 * Yeah and all of that,
 * But the one thing I'm not is a scaredy cat.

MTE, Alden, Jeffy, Joseph
(spoken) And dirt is clean, Mr. Contradictory.

Audra McDonald

 * The one thing he's not is a scaredy cat!

MTE

 * I may be bossy,
 * I may lack grace,
 * I don't do sit-ups,
 * to trim my waist,
 * I may be thoughtless,
 * Yeah and all of that,
 * But the one thing I'm not is a scaredy cat.

Jay, Alden, Jeffy, Joseph
(spoken) And sugar is sour, Mr. Contradictory.

Audra McDonald

 * The one thing he's not is a scaredy cat!

Alden

 * I don't have charm,
 * Or much pizzazz,
 * I don't chase mice,
 * And all that jazz,
 * I may be sassy,
 * Yes and all of that,
 * But the one thing I'm NOT is a scaredy cat.

Jay, MTE, Jeffy, Joseph
(spoken) And the sky is down, Mr. Contradictory.

Audra McDonald

 * The one thing he's not is a scaredy cat!

Jeffy

 * I may be stupid
 * I may be odd
 * I don't listen to Kevin
 * MacLeod
 * I may not be as
 * Tough as a bat
 * But the one thing I'm not is a scaredy cat.

Jay, MTE, Alden, Joseph
(spoken) And trains are slow, Mr. Contradictory.

Audra McDonald

 * The one thing he's not is a scaredy cat!

Joseph

 * I may be yellow
 * I may be short
 * I don't eat boogers
 * Or pick at warts
 * I don't sing opera
 * Or none of that
 * But the one thing I'm not,
 * Yeah, the one thing I'm not,
 * I said the one thing I'm not,
 * Is a scaredy...

Jay, MTE, Alden, Jeffy
(spoken) And barnacles are awesome, Mr. Contradictory.

Audra McDonald

 * The one thing he's not is a scaredy cat!

Jeffy
(spoken) Yes, that's right.

Trivia

 * Modest Mussorgsky's "Night on Bald Mountain" is used a few times in this song.
 * Unlike the original version, which starts in B-flat minor and ends in C minor, this version starts in B-flat minor and ends in D minor before transgressing into D major.