I'm So Embarrassed (song)

I'm So Embarrassed is a song from Catfish Whiskers. It is sung by Jeffy when JP outs him as a coward.

Jeffy

 * How could this happen
 * How could this ever happen to me
 * I'd be depressed
 * Depressed as can be
 * But no
 * I will just stand up then I will speak
 * I'm so embarrassed
 * Embarrassment is me


 * I can't even walk right
 * I can't even talk right
 * My legs feel like pudding
 * My heart is-a pumping
 * And I can't stop biting my nails


 * In China it is night
 * This shouldn't feel right
 * But something doesn't
 * 2 x 6 is a dozen


 * (spoken) That's actually not wrong. However, the point is...


 * (sung) I'm so embarrassed, embarrassed
 * How could this happen to me
 * I don't think I want to show my face
 * I don't think I want a YouTube channel
 * I don't want the whole world laughin' at me
 * I feel like I'm stuck in a taffy of pee
 * I'm not in the pot, but I feel like dirt...


 * I'm so embarrassed
 * So, so embarrassed

Reprise
The song is later sung when Joseph, Cody and Jeffy are spotted in their costumes and everyone gets the wrong idea.


 * Joseph: Maybe it would've been better if I went as something else.
 * Cody: Me too.
 * Jeffy: Me three.

Joseph

 * We thought we were fit

Cody

 * We thought we could fit

Jeffy

 * I guess this is it

Boys

 * How could this ever happen to me
 * I should be depressed just like you would be
 * If you were embarrassed you'd blush
 * You'd hide in the toilet and flush
 * I didn't think it'd hurt this much

Jeffy

 * I'm so...

Cody

 * I'm so...

Joseph

 * I'm so...

Boys

 * Embarrassed!

Trivia

 * "In China it is night" and "2 x 6 is a dozen" are actually true/correct.